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Saturday, January 24, 2009

No PEAS please!


I love peas... I serve them with most dinners.
I have said before that Kendra preys on the weak, the sick, the tired, and the hugely pregnant! Lately i feel weak and hugely pregnant (house size) most days but last night kendi had me up 6 times in the 5 hours of sleep i got. SO i got to add tired to my list this morning. She knew it! She woke up with a bang. Insisting i get her juice before i had even gotten to her room to let her out (we cage her in at night {gate on her door } for fear of being attacked in our sleep) I got her juice and she threw it on the ground apparently she wanted apple not orange! The day progressed as i thought it would, i spent the day following her, disciplining her, picking up after her and getting nothing on my list done!!! She did EVERYTHING naughty she could today. So dinner tonight was a healthy fish sticks, tator tots, and peas... the meal i make when Kendra has won! As i was falling asleep in my tots i hear an odd sniffing noise... its a familiar one... I look to see kendi with one finger in her left nostril while she is blowing out the right! She put a pea up there. I look and yup all i see is green. I plug left nostril, glare at Aidan who is laughing so hard he fell outta his chair, and tell her to blow. She does, it soars at her high chair tray, bounces off and the dog catches and eats it before it hits the ground!
At this point i am laughing, Aidan is laughing to the point of not breathing and kendi thinks she is the funniest lil thing ever!
Later that night i notice that even when no one is looking she is still covering her left nostril and blowing, the sticking her finger up there, and repeat... Could it be that there was more than one pea??? I get a flash light and see nothing but nasal septum... and a boogie! I call my husband, my mom, and nobody was available to tell me if the warrants a trip to the ER. So i call the expert. Tamar... a mother of 4. There is no way she has gone this whole time without one of them putting something up their nose! (come to find out one of them put a bumble bee up their nose, that trumps a pea) She told me to get the nasal aspirator/snot sucker and try sucking the bugger out... I did... nothing happened... So it is a mystery... Is there another pea up there... or maybe multiple peas. My husband says we can wait it out and go tomorrow or Monday, which is good cuz the ER in the high desert at night is plain SCARY! I will you keep you updated...

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